Heads hang, all players trudge off the local leisure centre's rubbish pitch.
Another season has come to an end.
Another diabolical shambles of a season has come to an end.
Hang on a sec'. Where's that giggling coming from...?
Oh look. Just as the distinctive trot of metal studs scraping on concrete signifies your approach to the changing rooms you turn around and see Menarepigs Is Back and Livercoolio, hanging back, running like possessed loons round the pitch making cheering crowd noises at the bushes and holding each other's hands in the air.
Ooh, I think that's Greg Spencer running to join them in an ironic lap of honour of his own.
OFFL Cup Final
Result
Menarepigs Is Back 22 v 14 Decimated Left Peg
Thanks to the sweeping changes just before kick-off it seems that Menarepigs Is Back has pinched the cup from under the nose of fourth placed manager Neil Jukes. This is in spite of the fact that Decimated Left Peg's striker scored a hat-trick and Kate Wilson's two front men did nothing of any note whatsoever.
The Footballing Teapot is on its way to Oxford to be held aloft by Kate in a procession around Oxford United's Kassam Stadium before the play-off final against York City on Sunday. Which will be a shame because Oxford, York and every one of their fans will all be at Wembley where the game is being played.
The final Manager of the Week Certificate is shared by Ashley Keeler and Craig McHugh - both of whom steered their respective teams, Tesco Value FC and Olymping Macdrid, to a Weekly net of 26 points.
Also congratulations to Upmintster United for the valiant end-of-season push towards the top of the table. A finishing spot of Third Place, gained in the final week, is quite an achievement.
Sincere thanks to everyone who has contributed this season. The Chairman, who has already been tracked down and carted off by his 'friends' from his 'home', will be using World Cup Panini Sticker Album sticker-collecting instead of Basket-weaving this summer.
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