Week 24: Cold harsh reality

It was a cold night for our Chairman's latest trip to a live proper real authentic premier league fixture. West Ham United visited Portsmouth for what ended up being a 1 - 1 draw. Easy, as it was, to be within touching distance of the panting, steamy stallions of West Ham's Mark Noble, Matthew Upson and Behrani - naked legs glistening with perspiration... it was also rather simple to be crestfallen by watching the keystone cops that were the Premiership's bottom club, Portsmouth.

No wonder the West Ham faithful were in happy voice. At least they weren't Portsmouth.

It was long after kick off that the beauty of the game and its attendees was evinced through the Hammers' chantings of 'Stand up if you hate Redknapp' followed instantly by the entire army of Portsmouth fans jumping to their feet and repeating the line 'Stand up if you hate Redknapp' followed by, yes, the West Ham fans standing up in return.

Our most respected Chairman had no idea that feelings ran so deeply.

In fact, He even leant over to the rodent-like proletarian, wrapped in a blue scarf and blaspheming tattoos, next to him and observed that it was remarkable how 'So You Think You Can Dance' had captured everyone's imagination.

Manager of the Week is Smasher. His non-moving Inter Milandrover notched up a respectable 23 points pushing themselves just short of the chasing pack. Livercoolio jump into second place to join Dube Stars and RS T-Boy in the hunt for Decimated Left Peg's top spot.

Greg Spencer's Heroes die another death... of minus 1.