Not that life at the top of the OFFL table is getting stressful but there is definitely a distinct odour of desperation being distributed up there.Inter Milandrover have rendered themselves spent far too prematurely again and Steve Tierney's Abeerden have just slapped the OFFL fetlocks with their last wad of transfers too. With the clock tick tocking its way through the weeks, there's not much room for error and a Mr McConaghy is already beginning to ask himself if he can do The Double. A feat only ever achieved once before. And that was by, yes, Steve Tierney, currently Mr McConaghy's closest rival [both pictured right].
Managers of the Week include the aged and decrepit Kate Wilson and the sensationally beautiful and sexy Mike Smears, irrespectively. Both managers steer their team to a healthy 19 points.
AND NOW..... [sponsored by Real-Sense]
The OFFL Cup
| Waldron's Wanderers | 15 | v | 2 | Bangkok Burn FC |
| Johnny's Heroes | 3 | v | 16 | Marauding Metatarsals '07 |
| Big Mac's Mingmongs | 16 | v | -1 | Lionel FC |
| Windmill United | 6 | v | 7 | Livercoolio |
| West Vam | 8 | v | 9 | Olymping Macdrid |
| Wonka FC | 9 | v | 3 | Radnorshire Tigers |
| Decimated Left Peg | 10 | v | 12 | Abeerden |
| RS T-Boy | 6 | v | 9 | TriumphAnt |
And what a match we had on our hands with Bielby's Livercoolio only just pipping colleague Walsh's Windmill United by a point to go through to the Quarter-Finals of the OFFL Cup. Sweeter news still for Mr Bielby is that another colleague, and nemesis, Rick Beecroft has crashed out of the cup after losing by just 3 points to an enormous ground-dwelling insect with an oil leak.
[Do you see what I did there? Do you?]
Congratulations then, go to Matt Waldron, Gavin Ward, Neil McConaghy, Russ Bielby, Craig McHugh, Neil Keefe, Steve Tierney, Ant Reeves.
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