It's All Arsenorm About Face At The Top

We have a change at the top as Inter Milandrover fail to surf the wave of points that crashed against the OFFL shore this week. They get barged out of the way by new leaders Decimated Left Peg and last week's Manager of the Week's Lovedean Academicals.

With an amazing score of 26 points, we see Arsenorm more than double their point tally so far this season earning their manager, Mark 'New Dad' Norman, this week's Manager of the Week Certificate, Keane TOT and O'Shea MU doing most of the work.

Moanchester Onionited climb highest [six places] into eighth while everybody stare at Andy Straw and his Nuttingham Florist... they fall lowest [seven places] into thirteenth.

Are you ready to find out more about this year's cup prize?

Chasing Pack Close In

Manager of the Week this week is Danny 'Champion of the World' Atkins with a neat little point profit of 18 for his Lovedean Academicals. Ankle-knacked Guy Harewood's Torun Terrors climb highest [up six] into seventh place in the table while Kicking the Ahbit fall six. RS T-Boy, meanwhile, nudge into joint second alongside Decimated Left Peg and the chasing pack all close in on current leaders Inter Milandrover.

Tesco Tumble

Our Chairman has put his faith in the well-oiled machine that is the OFFL to run itself over the next week and a half while He has been invited over to the well-oiled provinces of Italy by the well-oiled Italian FA.

All in the name of 'Searching for New Talent' He reassures us. Though there's something quite amiss about that faint sound of what could be a sewing machine trying to over-take a cart full of olives on Puglia's Adriatic highway.

Manager of the Week this week is Kate 'Still Goes to Watch Oxford Play' Wilson with a rather chubby little score of 19 points. This takes the rather sexistly monikered Menarepigs Are Back up four places in the table. Biggest League Table movers, however, are Tesco Value FC: tumbling down five places. No movement in the top four though. Has the OFFL already established its Official Top Four for the year?